There is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven. Ecclesiastes 3:1
Thursday, December 18, 2008
A Smashing Good Time
You are all silly and very wrong. Yesterday at 7:10 a.m. I had my first ever mammogram. My doctor called with the results last evening, all is well! At least for a person whose breasts unfurl like an aisle runner when released from captivity.
The lovely mammogram! I remember my first one. I was changing in the dressing room and read a little cartoon on the wall that they had posted. It had a lady saying,
"This menopause isn't so bad. I don't have to shave my legs as nearly as much as I used to. Which is a good thing because it leaves me more time to work on my whiskers!"
This is such a funny cartoon :) I was wishing I had that waffle iron to use as a bed warmer for Nathan. Maybe I'll heat some baked potatoes in foil tonight and stick them at the foot of his bed ;)
I have yet to experience the boob smasher. I have had numerous ultrasounds on "the girls" though. Lovely, lumpy boobs I've got. My doctor told me it felt like I was smuggling m&m's in them.
The lovely mammogram! I remember my first one. I was changing in the dressing room and read a little cartoon on the wall that they had posted. It had a lady saying,
ReplyDelete"This menopause isn't so bad. I don't have to shave my legs as nearly as much as I used to. Which is a good thing because it leaves me more time to work on my whiskers!"
LOL
Connie
This is such a funny cartoon :) I was wishing I had that waffle iron to use as a bed warmer for Nathan. Maybe I'll heat some baked potatoes in foil tonight and stick them at the foot of his bed ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's certainly how i feel when leaving the hospital after i've been squished...thank God i don't look like that! Glad you got a good report!
ReplyDeletedo you get yours done at the mobile mammogram RV over on 8 mile? nice guys.
ReplyDeleteThose photos add a whole new meaning to belgian waffles.
ReplyDeleteThat cartoon is too funny.
ReplyDeleteI have yet to experience the boob smasher. I have had numerous ultrasounds on "the girls" though. Lovely, lumpy boobs I've got. My doctor told me it felt like I was smuggling m&m's in them.
that cartoon is hilarious..... I can relate 100%
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