You can bake bacon.
I enjoy bacon ever so much but I rarely make it because it is a splattery hot miserable situation. So the other day I read the bacon package and it said I could bake the bacon, which I did. And it was delicious and easy and I sustained no facial grease burns. So for your bacon pleasure, I give you the recipe for baked bacon.
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
Put the bacon on a shallow cookie sheet or some such thing.
Bake for 8-10 minutes until it is to your crispiness preference.