How long did you date? - 4 years
How old is your man? - 42
Who eats more? - whoever is the quickest
Who said "I love you" first? - him
Who is taller? - He is...
Who sings better? - me!
Who is smarter? - it's a draw.
Whose temper is worse? - mine, like it's any of your business.
Who does the laundry? - i do mine; he does his and daboyz. they are often dirty or naked.
Who does the dishes? - who ever eats slowest.
Who pays the bills? - well, he reads them and frowns a lot.
Who has bigger feet? - him; barely.
Who has longer hair? - Me.
Who is better with the computer? - me. and it makes me FURIOUS.
Who mows the lawn? - mac
Who cooks dinner? - who ever loses.
Who pays when you go out? - him.
Who is most stubborn? me.
Who is first to admit when they are wrong? - draw.
Whose parents do you see the most? - mine. he's an orphan. just kidding. he was hatched from a pod
Who kissed who first? - he kissed me. the nerve.
Who asked who out? - i tricked him into asking me.
Who proposed? - my parent proposed he marry me and get me out of their house.
Who is more sensitive? - me; he's a pod person.
Who has more friends? - me, although i'm always trying to downsize and he likes more people.
Who wears the pants in the family? - him, but don't tell him.