Wednesday, September 25, 2013
TDA, collecting donations to eradicate this terrible condition
I KNOW I have more items than these. The Mr., as seems to often happen, has total decoration amnesia and insists this is all there is or ever has been. Mac even looked around and said, "Where's the Autumn leaf garlands for the curtain rods???? There's more stuff somewhere!" The little sign that hangs on my back door? A figment of my imagination apparently. Mac's girlfriend came over to see my Autumn decorations and said very sweetly, "Your decorations are nice. I was, kind of, picturing, um, more?" Yes, Susan, there is more!
Speaking of Susan, she calls my mom's basement Grandma's TJ Maxx basement as there are many many things down there. Treasures for just such a moment as seasonal decoration when one's husband has total decoration amnesia (TDA.) If the Mr. doesn't find my goodies, my mom has invited me to shop there. Mark my word, if my stuff isn't found, it won't bode well. I had what the Mr. thought was "too much stuff." Ha! If I go shopping in Grandma's TJ Maxx basement? This place is gonna be a showcase that will require more than one little tote!
I like to call it revenge decorating.