Saturday, December 13, 2008

Christmas Wisdoms

1. Don't get your panties in a twist about Santa vs. Jesus. They both think you need to lighten up.

2. Eat a freakin' cookie. Diet on January 2.

3. There is no such thing as too many lights on a Christmas tree.

4. Buy new pajama pants. Wear them to Christmas dinner.

5. Grown-ups need stockings too. Ahem!

6. Commemorative anythings will not increase in value.

7. Never "skip it this year." Traditions die quickly.

8. Christmas carols sung the old-fashioned way are far superior to new and improved versions.

9. People who do not watch Christmas specials will not go to heaven.

10. Kielbasa trays are fabulous.


Pat said...

Does this mean I can expect a Christmas stocking? Yipeeee!

Trish said...

I agree there are never too many lights, cookies, kielbasa trays
or old Christmas movies!!! If I showed up in new Pajama pants for Christmas dinner Tomer would not approve...he's sick of looking at me since they have been my wardrobe of late! Too bad for him eh? I'm singing Santa Claus is coming to town the old way and listening to O' Holy Night my favorite song of all time!!!
I guess I should hang our Stockings since I let go of that tradition last year...
Love you

Mike Edwards said...

hey sister---are you getting my emails?

Mrs. Mac said...

# three is true unless you buy a fake tree from Costco. I swear we didn't have to use our heater the year we put up our Costco tree ;) In fact, we needed to wear our sunglasses inside.

Amrita said...

This is hillarious Sara. Love number one.