Monday, July 09, 2007

Hair I Come Again

Whilst purchasing hair products at Bo Rics's; I noticed a special on body/facial waxing. This begs the question; is one better to be hairy in need of denuding or nude in need of hair?
I am nigh on hair-free. No moustache, sparse arm hair, three leg hairs total and all existing hair is blond and relatively transparent. My pit hair (yes, we're going there) is not worth mentioning although I shave that daily being that I am not a yeti. I do not pluck my eye brows except for the stray ones that pop up on occasion beneath the brow line, I am forced to draw them in daily with my handy dandy Sofia Shish Kafka Target brow pencil. My head-hairs are fine, heavy and oppositional.
So here, my friends, is the question...is it better to have hair that needs removing or none to begin with? I'm thinking you waxers out there have the better deal.
Preach on sistas.

Genesis 27:11 Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, "But my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I'm a man with smooth skin.

8 comments:

Mrs. Mac said...

This should be a question posed to any Latin or Middle Eastern friends you may have. They would certainly have a definite need for denuding (in general of course). I, being of Irish, German, and English blood, have no need to denude or be nude. The latter would be quite offensive.

Pat said...

I think there should be a happy medium between looking like a Sasquatch and Kojak. I say something like thick luxurious hair, eyelashes and decent brows and no pit or leg hair. I'm good with the no pit or leg hair thing - not so much on the rest.
Thanks for asking.

Margie said...

I guess if you want great hair on the top of your head, you must be prepared to have to deal with it in other places. though I do get sick of shaving my legs and pits EVERY day

Amber Land said...

I think that it would be better to need to denude. I have a rediculus amount of hair on my head and on 1000 degree days, much like today I would love to have about 1/4 of the hair I have. I have actually seperated it and I wouldn't look as though I was missing any hair if i just had 1/4 of it.

Arlene said...

Ok you guys. Now I would have to say that I am looking pretty much like Kojak right now. Not a pretty site, trust me! I, like Amber, had a ridiculous amount of hair too, not as much as her though. I've never had much hair anywhere else. I always shave whatever I have all of the time though. Even though I have no hair on my head right now, I have to still have my pits and legs...go figure! By His Stripes I'll get that hair back!

Becky said...

arlene, i happen to like the kojak look-my hubbin is bald with an added bonus of a bald back!
as far as paying some one to denude me-NOT!!

tina fabulous said...

i share your affliction but i think i'd rather too little than in need of constant gardener.

Deb said...

The beautiful thing about living in the middle of nowhere on the state park is swimming in our pool and not having to worry about anyone seeing my in need of nuding legs....the same goes for my mustache....
...what can I say? it's that Italian heritage...