1. If money can fix it, it ain't broke.
2. Buy cheap lipstick (Wet & Wild is great); spend your money on your hair.
3. God knew it was coming, whatever it is.
4. Not everyone will like me.
5. When in doubt, shut up. When I have no doubt, shut up and put my hand over my mouth.
6. Not all coffee is coffee. Only true coffee snobs will get this one.
7. Tell your kids and your spouse you love them until they can't stand it anymore.
8. Tell them you love them again.
9. Laughing until you pee your pants and snot is running down your face is bliss.
10.Take lots of pictures, you'll want them later.
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