Thursday, March 01, 2007

Typical

Wonder what kind of brilliance I've been up to lately? Perhaps it's time for another installment of Sara's Random Acts of Crazy.
A Sunday or so ago I had a migraine and so reached into my purse to take a 600 mg Motrin. Popped it dry and about twenty minutes later I say to Jay, "Man, my mouth is really dry." Ten more minutes later and I say, "Wow, I'm tired."
Three days later at work I reach into my purse to pop yet another Motrin, pull out the bottle and realize, I had taken the belladonna based pill my son takes for his Celiac Disease reactions. We nurses don't worry much about specifics when taking pills. Meanwhile my few and far between bowel movements became fewer yet. (Yes, we have bonded that much.)
As you can see, things are pretty much status quo 'round here.
How're things on your end?
Matthew 15:17
"Don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body?

5 comments:

Pat said...

And you thought you just needed more fiber!
That's kind of like when I asked your grandmother for a tic tac and she mistakenly gave me a Valium. I still had bad breath but I was very calm. At least you don't combine your breath mints and medication all into one bottle - or do you?

MSUgal86 said...

it's like i tell my six year old...will you please pay attention to what you are doing so you don't get hurt!

tina fabulous said...

hey, thats the same story i gave my mom back in high school when she found my stash!

Jada's Gigi said...

TMI as in too much info thank you...LOL...but I am glad to hear things are moving for ya...even if ever so slightly...ha

Margie said...

everything on my end is going good... take some magnesium, about 500mg and you should be all set...

And ditto what MSUgal said!!