Kevin to Me: I am not carrying anything in for you but why do you have two ferns in your truck anyway?
Me to Kevin: I had them on my deck but it got too cold so I brought them in and put them in my bathtub. My Husband doesn't want them in the bath tub so I am bringing them in for my office. Now go out there and carry in my ferns!
Jan (who has been quietly eating her soup): Carry in your turds?