Meaningless Crap to Avoid Housework

gasohol
GASOHOL [gasohol] a gasoline extender made from a mixture of gasoline (90%) and ethanol (10%; often obtained by fermenting agricultural crops or crop wastes) or gasoline (97%) and methanol , or wood alcohol (3%). Gasohol has higher octane, or antiknock, properties than gasoline and burns more slowly, coolly, and completely, resulting in reduced emissions of some pollutants, but it also vaporizes more readily, potentially aggravating ozone pollution in warm weather. Ethanol-based gasohol is expensive and energy intensive to produce, and can damage rubber seals and diaphragms and certain finishes if the ethanol is present in higher concentrations. Since 1998, however, many American automobiles have been equipped to enable them to run on E85, a mixture of 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Methanol-based gasohol is also expensive to produce and is toxic and corrosive, and its emissions produce cancer-causing formaldehyde. See also automobile .
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According to Jay, this is what the Mr. becomes after Mexican food (pronounced gas-hole)

Have returned to Kohl's and purchased funny t-shirts for daboyz and earrings for myself.

Last night Mac asked the MR. the origins of his middle name. Jay said it reflected where he was conceived. "You know, Alan, as in on Allen Road."

Red Scrub Pants Alert!!!! Turns out the Mr. (I never could've seen this coming) had washed my scrub pants whilst I slept and folded them neatly and then put them in the kitchen. It's always the last place you look for hospital attire.

Speaking of the kitchen, let's not.