If you find yourself in the summertime wondering what was so wonderful about it
Back in days of running barefoot and drinks from garden hoses,
Let me show you a trick; if garden hoses no longer call your name.
Step one, soak your tootsies in a tub of sudsie water.
Step two, lotion your tootsies and if need be...buff those rough edges!
Step three, if you are a girl only! apply a kicky coat of nail polish to your tootsies.
Step four, put fresh cotton sheets on your bed.
Step five, slide into bed and pay special attention to the tootsies on cotton sheets factor.
Chances are you will be more inclined for garden hose drinking tomorrow.